i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
I like my women how I like my men.
That’s the joke.
I am bisexual.
straight people feeling left out over queer representation is my favorite form of comedy
of course, that’s what ignorants from privileged categories do, they get upset when it’s not about themselves
tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD